#5. Worst Teen Movies - Spice World
The only thing lamer than listening to the Spice Girls is watching them. The movie follows a supposed "week in the life" of this now-defunct girl group but the antics are about as real (and about as stiff) as Scary Spice's nails.
#4. Worst Teen Movies - John Tucker Must Die
John Tucker Must Die is a sleazy, smarmy comedy about a group of girls who decide to get even with the school playa. This is a badly made and badly conceived flick that's about phony as Ashlee Simpson's new nose.
#3. Worst Teen Movies - Crossroads
Back in the day when dinosaurs roamed the earth and Britney Spears was still cute (c'mon, she sort of used to be, didn't she?), there was a film called Crossroads, which was the cinematic death knell for Britney's career. In fact, if Kevin Federline were a movie, he would be Crossroads.
#2. Worst Teen Movies - Swimfan
Swimfan serves as a reminder that "thrillers" need not be thrilling or even vaguely surprising. Swimfan is basically a remake of the '80s film Fatal Attraction (which was lame enough) and is predictable enough to set your watch to.
#1. Worst Teen Movies - From Justin to Kelly
A Spring Break romance begins - and then is thwarted - between two American Idol contestants who seem to have been contractually obliged to make this AI infomercial. Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini show an astonishing lack of enthusiasm for the film, which is forgivable, considering how god-awful it is. No one has waited a lifetime for a movie like this.
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