Booger Pizza
My most embarrassing moment was when I was 14. I had just arrived at this new school and I was very shy. But over time, I made lots of friends. There was this one girl that I had a crush on since the first day I was there. After about two months, we finally went out on a date. I was a little bit sick but I really wanted to go. We were eating pizza in this little restaurant and while I was taking a bite of my pizza she made a joke. My mouth was full of food so when I laughed air shot out my nose. But that wasn't the only thing that came out! A huge booger shot out and landed on my pizza and snot trickled down my lip. She stared in disgust and I was totally mortified.
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Beans and Basketball
My most embarassing moment was in ninth grade when I farted in front of this cute girl I really liked. It happened while I was on a basketball trip. We were playing in a tournament, about 200 miles away, so the whole team stayed at a hotel. Even better - the whole girl's team was there too. I ran into Tanya, who played on the girl's team, and was just heading off to play a game. I wished her luck and told her to come by our hotel room later. Our team grabbed some dinner. I had chili with lots and lots of beans.
Later on, I was hanging out in the hotel room with the guys and really feeling the chili I ate earlier. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. It was Tanya and some other girl on her team. "Hey, Tanya," I said. "So did you guys win your game." Then it happened - the beans attacked. She was just about to answer when I farted. Really loud. Tanya and her friend burst out laughing, I kinda laughed too, turned red and tried to find a way to hide underneath the hotel room bed.
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Buggy Hair
My family has a cottage in Maine and I used to spend summers there. By the time I was fourteen I discovered that Maine has a lot of cute boys - especially this one guy named Ken. Well, turns out he kinda like me too and one night he asked me to go for a walk. When we got back to my house we sat on the porch and talked some more. He told me I had really nice hair and reached out to touch it. Well, I guess when we we're walking a big old moth had nested in my hair cuz when he touched it this moth flew out and landed on his forehead. He kinda laughed and said, "Do you always have wildlife living in your hair?" I thought I would die!
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