Have you been naughty or nice?! Santa is checking his list, and if you are unfortunate enough to make it onto the naughty list, you may end up with one of these terrible gifts.
No. 10: Ugly Christmas Sweater
The only time an ugly Christmas sweater comes in handy is for a before-Christmas party with friends. This means you need to wait a whole year to use this present, and by that time, it probably won’t even fit you.
No. 9: Money for Your College Fund
Getting money is nice and all, but you’d rather put it to use now and not 10 years down the road.
No. 8: Mini Trampoline
You may have asked Santa for a Trampoline, but you meant the big fun one you put in your backyard, not the small one your mom uses with her workout video.
No. 7: A Framed Picture of an Embarrassing Moment
You don’t need to be reminded about the time you wore that hideous outfit or fell off the stage at the school play. And you definitely don’t need your best friend or new crush to see it when they come over to your place.
No. 6: A Toaster
This gift smells suspicious. It seems like your mom is just trying to justifying buying a new toaster for the kitchen.
No. 5: Stuffed Animal
When you told your parents you were ready for the responsibility of a pet you were envisioning a cute bunny or a friendly puppy, not a stuffed animal.
No. 4: Toy Vacuum Cleaner
If you wanted to play with a vacuum cleaner (which, by the way, you don’t) you would just use the real Dirt Devil. No toy needed.
No. 3: Toy Cell Phone
Having a fake phone may have been popular when your parents were young, but nowadays kids need the real deal.
No. 2: Lump of Coal
Regardless of whether you’ve been naughty or nice, no one deserves a lump of coal. Unless, of course, you need a door stopper.
No. 1: Hand-Me-Down Socks
Used sweaters are one thing, but socks? Yuck.
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