Dear Dish-it: Hall of Shame | Sit & Smell

Oct 18, 2018

Kidzworld’s Hall of Shame is back – and better than ever! We’re inviting all Kidzworld Members to submit your most embarrassing, hideous, mortifying, turn-your-face-red moment of all time – you know, the stuff you thought you’d never live down but are now ready to talk about in public!

Each and every week, we’ll pick the Most Mortifying Moments and induct them into the Hall of Shame by including them in a weekly round-up story. Here are the best-of-the-best embarrassing moments for the week – congrats to all our new Hall of Shamers!

Hall of Shame

Sit & Smell

Submitted by: embarrassed dancer
One time in dance class I had to sit on a boy’s lap. While we were sitting down I farted! He and the other girl noticed and moved away. Luckily, I wasn’t sitting on his lap then!

Belt It

Submitted by: noordinarygirl
I had my friends Hannah and Deziree' over. Deziree', I should add, is very small and wears clothes that are slightly big. So she was bouncing on the bed, and I was trying to get her attention so I tugged on her pants. AND THEY FELL DOWN!!! She pulled them up really quick, but we still got a good look at her lacy white underwear! I was really embarrassed but I was still laughing really hard. I apologized, and she said she was just glad she was wearing some! So if you're really little, wear a belt!

Pop Fly

Submitted by: Soda Crush
On field day the coach was providing soda. I took out 50 cents and bought a Pepsi. Now here's the catch: My crush bought a Fanta Orange. Our cans were open and we bumped into each other!

Bird Girl

Submitted by: canary
I’m a good singer but I don’t like other people hearing me sing. One day during free time at school, I sang a song I like. When I heard laughing I looked back and saw people pointing, going, "Hey, maybe if we give her bird seed the canary will sing again?!" They said it loud enough so the entire class could hear! I felt like I was about to die! I went by the name “bird girl” for two weeks! I even had kindergarteners walking up to me saying, "Aren’t you that bird girl?" OMG!!!

Underwear Affair

Submitted by: Squiggles
I have to catch the bus and walk up a hill to get to school. One day I was walking up the hill and my dress was caught underneath my bag so my undies were showing. When I got to the top of the hill my BFF told me about my dress. I went bright red and ran away – not only was my boyfriend standing behind me when she told me, but also his best friend who I used to like!

Purse Privacy

Submitted by: Rose Petal
I was sitting in the middle of a big room full of my best friends. We all were having a debate when my bro's best friend walked by my chair and rudely knocked down my bag. This not only drew everyone’s attention to me, but also to the "female products" that were spilled across the floor that (unfortunately) belonged to me! Everyone laughed at me the whole day and for three days after. I wanted to hide forever!

Out of Odor

Submitted by: I<3Hollister
One day when I was in class my teacher was talking and I farted. Everyone moved away from me as quickly as possible. I was laughing so hard that I almost fell out of my chair. I will never forget that moment!

Rap Attack

Submitted by: Not Young Money
It was the day of my school's Talent Show and I was super-psyched! I was waiting at the stage entrance while my friend was singing, practicing my choreography since no one was able to hear me or see me. Then he got off the stage and it was my turn, so I got the mic, ready for the curtains to open. When they opened, I gave the teachers a sign that I was ready, but they forgot the track number! So there I was, on stage, waiting ... and then, Bedrock by Young Money came on! People started singing and others started laughing! It was so embarrassing! I had to get off the stage and tell the teachers, "Its track number 18!" Worst Talent Show ever!

Ice Whack

Submitted by: Brianna
I was in class leaning in my chair when suddenly I slipped and hit my head on the desk behind me. Not only did it hurt, everybody was laughing at me! The teacher sent me to the office to get an icepack. But when it was got watery in my hands during class, it opened and spilled all over my jeans! I had to go to the office again and my mom brought me new jeans, but they were from last year! She went home to get new ones and I had to listen to the most boring music ever in the office! When my mom came back, I put them on and went back to class. Unfortunately, I had missed recess and 2 tests! I hoped that tomorrow would be better!

Swing Fling

Submitted by: Very Bad Idea
I was at the park with my two siblings and this other kid. We wanted to go on the swings but there were only three swings and a baby swing. I, of course, as dumb as I am, decided to climb in the baby swing. It was fun and all ... until I decided to climb out. Needless to say, it didn't work. I started wailing and a couple of parents rushed over to yank me out. Didn't work. My sister got my dad, who went to yank. Didn't work. My dad got some scissors and my mom. My mom watched them trying to cut me out, (which didn't work), freaked out, and called 9-1-1. My dad suddenly turned the swing upside down and pulled on me. I slithered out. Just then 9-1-1 answered my mom’s call and asked, "What's your problem?" Mom answers: "Problem solved while on hold.” I went home and took my leggings off to discover a big black ring of bruises around my leg.

Nude Dude

Submitted by: widows peak freak
It was summer and I went rope swinging in my swimsuit. I swung and when I jumped off the rope my trunks got caught and left me in the water with no clothes on in front of my girlfriend!

Chair Scare

Submitted by: Lily
I was trying to look cool in front of the boy I love. I went to sit on a chair and suddenly the chair was pulled away! I fell and he was looking right at me, giggling as silent as possible. I just blushed!!!

Diving Disaster

Submitted by: Gorillaman123
I was at the pool and I jumped from a 20-foot diving board but when I landed my swimming was off and everybody started cracking up – even the lifeguards! Then I tried it again, but this time I landed right on my BUTT!!!

Note Fair

Submitted by: xXxElytheBlondexXx
Two years ago I was sitting in Grade 5 Social Studies. Our school has desks with built-in baskets on the bottom. My class had a note-passing code for who to kick the note to. I heard people tapping my name on the desk, so when the note got to me I reached down for it but it was on the wrong side and my desk toppled over! I was so embarrassed! The teacher came over, helped me up and grabbed for the note. She read it out loud in front of the WHOLE class! It was from my crush, and he was asking me out! When teacher asked what I had to say for myself, of course I said "Yes!" That sent the whole class into giggle-fits. I got detention for two days: One for passing the note (totally unfair because I was picking up the note}, and the second for being sarcastic to a teacher!

Ex Mess

Submitted by: Mz.Kenz101
On Halloween my ex was wearing my boyfriend’s costume, so I walked over thinking it was him and asked if we were still on today, not knowing it was actually my ex. It took a long time to explain to him that we’re not together!

Be sure to watch weekly to see if your moment made the Hall of Shame Top 10 list!