AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH AGENT BLASTER
HELLO THERE, BLASTER…
Holla, peeps! Agent Blaster reporting to duty. Have you got some questions for me?
SURE THING! FIRST UP, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
I’m two pounds of nasty. A guinea pig with government clearance and an explosive personality. Oh, and I’m also someone who does pretty well with the ladies!
HAVE YOU GOT YOUR EYE ON ANY GIRL AT THE MOMENT?
Don’t go blowing my cover, but Juarez is like fine china. That girl is sizzlin’! I like her a lot…
HOW DO YOU PLAN TO WIN HER OVER?
Are you kidding me? Girls love guys who have reached this peak level of physical strength and mental toughness. I’m an elite special agent, so she’s going to be like putty in my paws!
SO WHY IS SHE CHATTING WITH DARWIN?
Oh, man! Really? Is that girl playing me? Can we just change the subject please?
SURE. IS IT TRUE YOU CAME UP WITH THE NAME, G-FORCE?
Yeah, that’s right. I figured we needed a cool name like ‘Green Berets’ or ‘Navy Seals’. [Shouts] G-Force in the house! It sounds great, doesn’t it?
IT SOUNDS VERY COOL …
Well, I definitely put the ‘G’ in G-Force. And don’t you let anyone else tell you otherwise.
DO YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK AS A SPECIAL AGENT?
I love my job. In fact, I don’t just love it – I wish I could bundle up this energy and hang it on the wall as a piece of art. I’d spend all my free time polishing it and I’d invite people over to look at it with me. I’d charge an entry fee, too – and people would pay. That’s how amazing my job is.
BUT ISN’T IT TOUGH BEING PART OF A SECRET GOVERNMENT TASK UNIT?
Hey, we make it look easy, but this a dangerous business. I’ve spent years developing these elite, special skills, but I couldn’t be happier.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SPY GADGET?
I like all of the groovy gadgets we get to mess around with, but the grappling hook is up there as one of my faves. It is old school, but we tricked it up big time.
CAN YOU DESCRIBE IT FOR US?
Sure. The grappling hook holds more than two miles of titanium line and it’s got a precision firing bolt that can hook you up from two miles away. It’s also got a stealth silencer mode, retractable bow, a collapsible self-locking muzzle and it can hold 200 guinea pigs. Lock and load!
WHAT OTHER GADGETS DO YOU LIKE?
Everyone knows I feel the need… The need for speed! Well, the sweetest ride in counter intelligence history is the Rapid Deployment Vehicle. It has a 3D navigation unit, co-axle thermal imaging and a high-tech bulletproof glass shell. Now that’s what I call a smart car!
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! HOW FAST DOES IT GO?
If you push the throttle to the limit, you can hit 65mph. Cool, huh? And that’s not all. It has a monster stereo, too! Boo-yah! You know what? I’ve gotta hear some tunes. Laters, people. I’m off to get the party started…
G-FORCE is Available on Blu-ray & DVD December 15th!
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